Where are you?

Its slightly depressing.

My baby is published, I knew it was an ugly baby but its reception is still depressing.

In three weeks of sale zero people have bought my book. This is fine, I have a long term strategy.

But what I want to know is, Where are you? Where are the cool people that think drug use is cool? Where are the people that like ridiculously immature humour and unnecessary violence??

There used to be loads of them when I was younger…..

Maybe they don’t read Ebooks. Maybe they just haven’t found me yet, I know THEY would love my baby.

If only they could meet my baby. I will look for them, in the darkest corners of the web, I will spam like a mad bastard unheeding of internet conventions, they’ll forgive me, when they see my baby….